There are many things about OZ that most of you do not know. One is that the Wicked Witch of the West did not die………..she lives in the house at the bottom of the hill. The nice thing is that the flying monkeys are now my friends and continue to seek revenge upon her on a daily basis. Glenda and Dorothy had a big thing for each other and ended up living in Vermont as soon as Howard Dean instituted the Civil Union. They are very happy and now spend their days bottling maple syrup from the trees on their property. When Dorothy told the Scarecrow that she would miss him most of all…….I know why…..but I promised to never tell. It would blow your mind.
The Lion may have been cowardly but after that fat man behind the curtain gave him a medal he started his life of leather. He now lives in San Francisco in a leather commune and ain’t scared of nothin’. In fact last time I went to visit he scared me just a bit.
The fat man behind the curtain (i.e. the Wizard) was really Truman Capote. The munchkins are really the descendants of the original inhabitants of Earth. The rest of us are transplants from another galaxy, our home planet having died at the hands of our ancestors due to severe abuse………..looks like we did not learn much from that lesson.
Well, I learned a few lessons in Oz and can tell you that I am among the few who have witnessed Glenda and Dorothy exchanging their vows and in the same evening watched Xena and Gabriella profess their love for each other. I saw the Scarecrow show off the reason Dorothy missed him the most and watched as Clinton cloned Monicas.
It was a long evening.
I hope you enjoy the Tin Man’s stories and exploits since Oz.